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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."

"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."

"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"

"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"

"This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!"

"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."

"My parents didnt take me seriously when i came out It was because i couldn't keep a straight face"

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"Study shows 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me, though. I live next door to 2 really hot middle school girls."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized. **x-post r/ScienceHumour**"