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Joke of the Day
"How did the right triangle commit suicide? With a Hypote-noose"
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"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."
"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."
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"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."
"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."
"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."
"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"
"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"