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Joke of the Day

"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."

"This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors.... My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!"

"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"

"What's today's date? Germany/Brazil/2016"

"What hand do you wipe with? Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper?"

"what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora"

"[tv interview] did you get upset? ""that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself"" don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps"

"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"

"Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open."

"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."