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Joke of the Day

"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."

"[crumpled up paper on floor] *tries to flip it up like hacky sack* *tries to flip it up...* *tries to flip...* *tries...* *leaves it*"

"Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, 'you've got to stop masturbating' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you'."

"woops i wrote a joke with no punchline a joke with no punchline"

"How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many do you want?"

"I hate it when homeless people shake their Change cups at me..... I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."

"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."

"Blonde joke Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, like, nobody does!"""

"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"

"How does a crackhead lose weight? Diet Coke."