86098
Joke of the Day
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"
Next Joke
"What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed? WASWAS!"
"summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking"
"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"
"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets."
"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."
"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."
"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"