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Joke of the Day
"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."
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"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
"FBI offers to help France investigate the terrorist attacks. So far, they think North Korea is behind it."
"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""
"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."
"Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds Kid: well what about my name? Mother: never mind about that Richard."
"Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly."
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."