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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
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"Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side"
"America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family."
"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."
"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."
"In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads."
"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."
"When a woman says ""WHAT did you just say?"" say something different."
"Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain."