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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
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"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."
"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already did it before it was cool."
"Liverpool football club"
"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"
"I got a starfish for a pet It was a no-brainer."
"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"
"Remember they're just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."