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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."
Next Joke
"I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!"
"Shock me, say something intelligent."
"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"
"I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy."
"[Murderer in the middle of murdering me] Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while I'm murdering you I mean really"
"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"
"What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool"
"Shoutout to sidewalks! For keeping me off the streets..."
"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""