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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""

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"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"
"*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself"
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"
"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
"Did you hear the latest news from black holes? Nothing has come out"
"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
"I know where you live In a house"