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Joke of the Day
"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."
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"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"
"What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd."
"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"
"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."
"Greek mythology summed up in five words Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny"
"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."
"If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? It was caught Red Panded"
"Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose"
"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"