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Joke of the Day
"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."
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"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."
"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"
"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"
"What do you call it when someone steals an idea r/Jokes"
"My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY."
"A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got"
"Obese People: When your skeleton can't support your mass enough to walk? That's Darwinism's attempt to prevent further hunting & gathering."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dun tsshh"
"I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand"