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Joke of the Day
"I painted my computer black.. I thought it would run faster, but now it just stopped working."
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"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."
"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."
"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."
"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"
"How did I escape Iraq? Iran."
"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"
"What's on the inside of a clean nose? Fingerprints."