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Joke of the Day
"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"
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"What do polite Japanese people eat? Arigatoni"
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."
"What did a constipated Watson tell Sherlock? No shit, Sherlock."
"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""
"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."
"What did the jealous prostitute say at the orgy? Don't blow this for me."
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"[customs] ""Passport?"" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME: OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it"
"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"