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Joke of the Day
"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"
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"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."
"Did you hear about the new Fiber One bars? Apparently nobody gives a shit."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""
"What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2"" Mexican have in common? They're both short essays."
"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
"""To be is to do"" - Socrates. ""To do is to be"" - Nietzsche. ""Do be do be do"" - Sinatra. ""Beep beep beep"" - R2D2."
"I bet George Washington's favorite drinking game had to have been Quarters."
"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."