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Joke of the Day

"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."

"What do you call a gay guy's saggy balls? Mud-flaps"

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."

"Learn how to avoid internet rip offs..... Send me Reddit gold and I will give you valuable information on how to avoid future scams."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."

"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"

"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."