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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"
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"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."
"Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane"
"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."
"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"
"""Say, farmer....."" Traveling Salesman: ""Say, farmer, where does that road go to?"" Farmer: ""Well, I lived here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet."""
"I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you."
"I hate it when you're sitting on the bus... ...and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate."
"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."