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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."

"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"

"why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway"

"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"

"I'm Rich with a capital R! But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard."

"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."

"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"

"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."

"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."

"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."