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Joke of the Day

"Life is so unfair. Why does eating make you fat? Killing people should make you fat. Being an asshole should make you fat. GOD WHY EATING??"

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""

"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."

"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."

"Why statutory rape jokes aren't funny. They always happen too soon."

"If a man is alone in the forest and nobody is around to hear him, Is he still wrong?"

"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"

"Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal."

"You can't run through a campground, you can only ran Because it's past tents"