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Joke of the Day
"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""
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"Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President He's going to title it, ""Marco's Little Adventure"""
"There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair. So they cut out the middle man."
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"I took a class on Narcissism. I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away."
"What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled ""Tyrannosaurus"" incorrectly."
"When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you. If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!"
"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."
"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
"Wife: ""You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"""