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Joke of the Day
"Why statutory rape jokes aren't funny. They always happen too soon."
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"I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party. I turned up as a goat."
"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."
"Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it"
"Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?"
"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."
"""If you love the bed so much why don't you marry it?"" *imagines beautiful ceremony on the beach, me & Beddy. No one can stop our love now."
"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""