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Joke of the Day
"Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal."
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"When stoves die... they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry"
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
"Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood."
"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""
"Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?"
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."
"What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."