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Joke of the Day
"*sinks into depression* Depression: ""Wrong hole."""
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"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"
"Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over to clean it up."
"Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek? The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-shit'."
"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."
"The bar was walked into by the passive voice. From [here](http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation). What are your best language jokes ?"
"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."
"Raising awareness: Pinatas create unhealthy expectations of levitating rainbow donkeys."
"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"
"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"