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Joke of the Day

"Raising awareness: Pinatas create unhealthy expectations of levitating rainbow donkeys."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."

"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."

"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN'T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!"

"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"

"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."

"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."

"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"

"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."