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Joke of the Day
"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"
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"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."
"What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he ""hates Jews and Mexicans."""
"Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby? They always turn out blurry from him shaking them."
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"
"Hi girl r u a beaver? Cuz dam."
"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."
"Overheard in the jewelry shop: ""I swallowed for this??"""