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Joke of the Day
"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"
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"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."
"What country makes the most milk? Nepal"
"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"
"Lock an astronomer in a basement... and they'll go star craving mad."
"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."
"""It behooves you."" -Inventor of the horseshoe, explaining to a dubious horse."
"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"Told a homeless guy sorry I was saving to buy a house. He got mad and threw his cup of change at me, so now I'm... $3.75 closer to my dream!"