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Joke of the Day

"After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he ""hates Jews and Mexicans."""

"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."

"My neighbors are organizing something called a ""fun run"". This shit never happened when I lived in my car."

"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."

"Drinking on Tuesday because I'm consistent."

"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."

"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."

"How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."