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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"

"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."

"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"

"What do you call a green man sitting on my porch? My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"

"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."

"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"