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Joke of the Day
"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."
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"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."
"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."
"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""
"At this point, the most shocking outfit Lady Gaga could wear is a t-shirt and jeans."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""
"I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent"
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to have sex with an acorn? He was fucking nuts."
"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."