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Joke of the Day

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."

"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."

"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"

"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"

"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."

"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."

"I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down."

"I tried changing my reddit password to ""penis"". It said it wasn't long enough :("

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"

"3 Trojans once tried that horse trick on a Greek city... Poor guys drowned in semen without ever being discovered."