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Joke of the Day
"All those who proclaim that a dog is man's best friend, Have never played with a pussy."
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"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""
"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."
"What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors? A chicken sedan."
"How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill? By walking... jk rolling"
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."
"A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the ""mid air"" beach picture :("