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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
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"Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater."
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"What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande"
"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"
"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."
"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."
"What does it say on Jerry Meyer-Cooper's tomb stone? And who the fuck is that?"
"The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike."