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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors? A chicken sedan."

"Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike My dad was behind me the whole way."

"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."

"What's the fastest way to piss off a Starwars fanboy?"

"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."

"The ""D"" boy: spell ""me"" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)"

"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"

"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."

"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."

"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."