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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill? By walking... jk rolling"
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"Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no"
"""That's what she said"" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said."
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
"Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption ""Geek lol"" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses"
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."