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Joke of the Day

"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."

"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"

"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"

"My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday So I took her to a baseball game"

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"

"Me: ""I need a home improvement loan."" Banker: ""What will you be using the money for?"" Me: ""A divorce lawyer."""

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!"

"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."

"Doctor, reading chart: ""Says here you're improving!"" Doctor: ""...Oops."" *slowly turns chart rightside up*"