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Joke of the Day
"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"
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"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."
"I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me."
"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"
"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."
"What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
"Life is too complicated in the morning."
"Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water."
"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."