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Joke of the Day
"why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days."
Next Joke
"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."
"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."
"If your partner/spouse tells you they're not reading everything you tweet: A) they're lying B) hi honey!"
"Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher? Because they're paid by the pound."
"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."
"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"
"Nothing seems longer than the few seconds spent trying to shut off unwanted background music that starts playing on a website."
"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"