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Joke of the Day

"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine But catscan"

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."

"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"Patient: Doctor please kiss me! Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either."

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."