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Joke of the Day

"How best to save the iPhone from FBI? Crack it before they hack it."

"[hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral. ""Yay!"" Sorry ur VEIN went viral...you have a fatal blood disease. ""So waitmy Vine didn't go viral?"""

"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."

"What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? A Bronte-saurus."

"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"

"How do you teach a girl math? Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply."

"What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day? A barber"

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""

"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."