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Joke of the Day

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"

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"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""
"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say? Ay kid, go easy on the candy!"
"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"
"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"
"Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan."