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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? Ay kid, go easy on the candy!"

"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"

"Snack mixes are great because I only want to enjoy 40 percent of what I eat."

"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"

"THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. ""Wrong house guys."" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? ""Yup, happens a lot."" OKAY COOL, SORRY."

"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."

"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."

"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again"

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."