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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""

"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."

"Porn is the Kevin Bacon of the internet. No matter what site you go to, it's no more than 6 clicks away."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend? I just need some bread"

"Its snowing really hard... It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I'm Snowden."

"My job is like defeating a final boss in a video game: I spend hours doing it, and when I finally do, it doesn't matter to anyone else."

"4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?"