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Joke of the Day
"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."
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"hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER"
"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."
"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe."
"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"
"Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied ""I'm a headmaster"". To which my dad replied ""yeah she is"""
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"How does a women make you a millionaire? You start as a billionaire"