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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
Next Joke
"The stock broker said to his mistress I'm going to put everything I've got into rubber, and if it comes off I'll marry you."
"Everybody's getting Oreos with their Christmas cards this year. Related: Don't eat cookies while you're licking envelopes."
"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"
"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"
"I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit."
"PSA: Don't forget to set your cocks black this weekend"
"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."
"what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD"
"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"