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Joke of the Day

"Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"

"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."

"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"

"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."

"What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself? A nISISist"

"Caller ID should be more specific. It should say things like, ""Needs to borrow money"" or ""Will whine about petty stuff""."

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a brony? A vegetarian doesn't like meat in their mouth."

"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"