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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family."

"Why couldn't the lizard be aroused? He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)"

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"

"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"

"Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas... ...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time"

"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"