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Joke of the Day

"The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse."

"MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME... But her theoretical trajectory seems to be improving!"

"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."

"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... ...But hey the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."

"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."

"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"