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Joke of the Day
"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."
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"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."
"I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled"
"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans"
"Good one computer geniuses, you made everything ""user friendly"" and ""intuitive"" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything."
"My wife and I only disagree on the small things, like the importance of my happiness and whether anything I say matters."
"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""
"ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."
"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"