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Joke of the Day

"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!"

"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."

"[meeting the parents] Do you have one in blonde?"

"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"Our Office Needs A 3D Printer Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies ... which he'd made on the Xerox machine."

"HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!"

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"

"Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Clinton won three games to two."