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Joke of the Day

"Our Office Needs A 3D Printer Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies ... which he'd made on the Xerox machine."

"When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers."

"Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said ""Neigh"""

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."

"2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016"

"I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating."

"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."

"Whenever you see me on screen, just know there's a highly likely chance I was 20% acting and 80% thinking about what's for lunch"