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Joke of the Day
"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."
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"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."
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