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Joke of the Day

"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."

"What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief? A Gulden's opportunity."

"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."

"I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do."

"i'm the human version of samwise gamgee, can't destroy the ring but make sure it gets home so someone else can"

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."

"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"

"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."

"Police: ""You were going fast."" Me: ""I was trying to keep up with traffic."" Police: ""There isn't any."" Me: ""That's how far behind I am!"""