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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief? A Gulden's opportunity."
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"Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off"
"Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender? He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke."
"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"
"Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress."
"Coughing problems -My wife is constantly coughing. We have tried everything and nothing helps. -Have you tried weed? -Yes, she is coughing and laughing."
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."
"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."
"What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls? Sparky"