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Joke of the Day

"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"

"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."

"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."

"well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America"

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"I wondered if my wife was asleep so I held my phone a foot over her face and turned it on. Then I dropped it onto her nose. She's awake now."

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"

"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."

"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."