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Joke of the Day
"Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)"
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"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"
"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."
"I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED."
"Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult."
"A guy walks into a bar with a bit of asphalt. He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'."
"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."
"one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything."
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"There's an app to show who's unfollowed you lately? Damn, that sounds depressing. If my number drops I just assume it's because they died."